Watch This Space!

Self-proclaimed 'British' multi-millionaire, Mohammed Islam aged 22 years (I guess he's a Muslim...what do you reckon?) arrested on the Gold Coast yesterday with almost $120,000.00 in cash and a mobile/cell phone stuck up his rectum would have found it difficult to sit on a bar stool, I would imagine. Just as well, he was arrested!

He was charged in Southport Court yesterday with possessing 'tainted' property...one doesn't need much imagination to figure that one out!

A check with Interpol revealed Islam had supplied police with a false London address. I would hope he is boarding a jet back to Britain as I write.